Real Duty Free at the Airport!

Here we are at the swank Bangalore International Airport, and guess what, in place of the sorry excuse for Duty Free they used to have at the old one, the one where you were surprised anybody went in at all, the one that looked like your grandfather’s ration shop. In it’s place, swankness itself. With all the best liquor. And! And! Prices in Dollars! Only $56.60 for a bottle of Gold label. Obviously with the Blue Label if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. I suppose I can’t then. Even the can of nuts costs like $8. And now here we are at the Illy. The International section gets Illy. The domestics, just Barista. And we lucky duckies get to pay Rs 130/- for an Americano. Ripoff! Damn you capitalists! Damn you all to hell! Come the revolution, we shall have free coffee for everybody.