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Archive for September, 2009

Obama’s Secret Muslim Handshake: Revealed!

Posted by anandrr on September 13, 2009

All along you liberals thought it was just a right-wing canard that Obama was a secret Muslim trying surreptitiously to take away our precious Christianness and convert us all into Meccaward-praying, non-interest-charging, Ramadan-month-long-fasting, oil-drilling, loose-fitting-clothing wearing believers in a different way?

Muslims around the world are rejoicing, and he even gave his likeness to a Quran give-away promotion. He’s obviously planning on starting with converting us multiple-God believing Hindus before he charms his way across America. Found on Airport Road in Bangalore:

Obamas Secret Muslim Handshake

Obama's Secret Muslim Handshake

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Arnie Pulls a Kim Jong Il

Posted by anandrr on September 2, 2009

Yet again a foreign state-head with a liking for Hollywood action movies has imprisoned a citizen of the free world on what the victim claims are made-up charges. We tried to send our ex-President to rescue the poor sod, but he was unreasonably frisked and detained at the airport and never made it off the ground. The bastards! They thought of everything. Perhaps we should send Shah Rukh (his name is Khan!) to distract the prison guards with his dancing while Mr Jon sashays away to freedom.

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